The Case for Bad Coffee

As the author points out, Cafe Bustelo already owns this designation in the minds of a lot of coffee drinkers.

 

Mr. Bookman loves bad instant coffee.

 

Wait a minute, I like Cafe Bustelo for my home drip coffee makers.
Now that is some kind of Brooklyn hipster thing?

 

Be careful out there, folks.

 

In addition to his Little Debbie snack cakes, Nick Saban begins every morning with a cup of yesterday's coffee re-heated in the microwave. He then brews a fresh pot for the second cup.

True story.

 

Seems to be a huge gap between paying $18 for a pound of coffee beans and Folger's crystals.

Also, this sentence makes me think that I would not like that writer if I knew him in person:
'The best cup of coffee I ever had was the dirty Viennese blend my teenage friends and I would sip out of chipped ceramic mugs at a cafe near the University of Cincinnati while smoking clove cigarettes and listening to Sisters of Mercy records, imagining what it would be like to be older than we were.'

 

I get the Dunkin' Donuts full bean coffee at the grocery store, then grind it myself.

That smell after the grinding, oh that smell.

 

Cloves lol.

 

Has been for a while. 10 years or so.

 

If someone authored a Constitutional amendment that any man who smokes clove cigarettes gets a kick in the balls from the nearest passerby, would there be a state that didn't ratify it?

 

Reheated coffee really makes me crazy.

My ex would do this when there was a super-automatic, commercial espresso machine two feet away.

Make a new fucking cup. Don’t microwave your cold coffee.