Things that irk you......

Dear God yes. I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

And "will make you cry." No understanding of that, either.

 

OK, revision: It is approved for use in tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating posts on message boards.

 

That's prolly true.

 

You bastard.

 

Thnx

 

Back pain. Does more than irk.

 

Those memes that say, "99 percent of you won't have the GUTS to repost this, but I'm proud to be part of the 1 percent!"

Um, nobody cares and your stupid meme is probably false anyway. STFU.

 

I dropped a "dunno" on the board a few days ago. Now I'm feeling guilty.

 

Notices from Facebook that "Jack Mehoff is live now."

Who gives a fuck? No one cares that someone is live streaming their bowel movement.

 

Neighbor two doors down went "live" a while back to discuss her husband's health issues ... "Go ahead, honey, show 'em your bag."

Dude lifted up his urine collection bag -- IN USE -- for all the world to see.

I'll never click on a "live now" post again.

 

People who fail to use the device located on the side of the steering wheel to indicate which direction you'd like to turn.

 

Those are optional on many makes and models.