Things that irk you......

She's up there with the people (many MANY people) who turn on their turn signal AS THEY MAKE THE TURN. It's too late now, asshole.

 

LOL.

"Hey, asshole: turn signal first, then brakes!!!"

 

I bought a BMW 328i earlier this year. I can report that they do, in fact, come with turn signals. They're kind of odd and tricky to get used to, though. Maybe most people just give up.

 

It's probably beyond irk, because each afternoon our system gets so slow it makes it appear dial up was fast.

 

Thought it was endemic to my region ... where 90 percent of the people act as if the world were created for them alone.

 

Paper cuts.

 

Watching the video of that idiot Panthers fan sucker punching a guy, and hearing/seeing all the comments about him punching "an old man."

The punchee looks to be about my age, in his mid-40s ...

 

He's 62. Takes quite a punch for a guy that age.

 

So you're saying I look like a 62-year-old man?

I certainly feel like one when I try to exercise or play basketball!

 

The Dodgers winning any game.

 

How fat Pablo Escobar was being the world's biggest cocaine dealer

 

Gas station air pumps.
Either these devices have to be the most fragile machines mankind has ever created, or there are roving bands of gypsies who exist solely to vandalize them as part of their religion. I can pick four random gas stations in any city in the U.S. and at least three of them will have air pumps that are either out of order, have holes in the hoses, or have 15 quarters jammed in the slot that make them inoperable.