It just explodes in your mouth!

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention | HuffPost

While the mayo on a dessert may be disturbing, the catsup would be more disturbing (both in taste and visually).

 

Mehhh ... EGG TITS for me, thanks.

 

You motor-boatin' sonuvabitch!

 

Once you try the chocolate penis waffles you won't go back.

 

Plus, those are a lot bigger.

 

Thought this was going to be a “Jaws” discussion.

 

It starts with waffles, but it's really all one big conspiracy.

 

So that's what Peter North is doing these days.

 

The dick-shaped desserts sell for around the equivalent of around $1.20 ― or about 20 cents per inch.

 

If I were a gigalo, I'd charge a lot more than that.

 

That writer got every inch out of those dick jokes.