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First-time jury duty

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by SnarkShark, Oct 9, 2017.

  1. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    My mom was on a jury years ago, and several jurors insisted a guy was guilty because someone had called 9-1-1. I believe she ended up as the lone holdout on a conviction.

    She vowed to never, ever end up on a jury again.
     
  2. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Did you share the ketchup with the other jurors?
     
  3. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Why would working at a newspaper be a cause for dismissal? Someone at a newspaper expected to be biased either way?
     
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    OK. My jury duty story. I despise civil court. I have an easier time accepting jury duty for criminal court, because I think it is usually more purposeful. Either someone did something wrong or their freedom is unfairly hanging on the balance. I have never been chosen for a criminal case. On one case I was questioned for, one of the attorneys used an exemption on me (I have no clue why -- I wasn't trying to get off), but then chose a guy who didn't speak English well enough to understand his voir dire questions. Go figure.

    The one case I sat on was in civil court. An 18 or 19 year old was suing a nun. Him and his friends were tearing up a neighborhood on motorcycles. He was riding without a license and was on the sidewalk. The nun was backing out of a driveway and hit him. The nun's star witness was a half-blind priest who claimed he saw the whole thing from across the street. The kid's attorney didn't have him testify, which seemed fishy, and we kept being taken out of the courtroom while the attorney's argued things, so it left me with a sense that there was more than what we were being given.

    We got to the jury room, and I was thinking, "You have got to be fucking kidding me? Let's find in favor of the nun and the senile priest and get out of here." But it immediately became clear there were 4 or 5 jurors who were seeing race, not the actual case: A black kid who can't afford his medical bills. Let's help him out.

    Immediately, we had a couple of junior Perry Masons, and they started parsing the judge's instructions and interpreting laws that may or may not actually exist, in order to find reasons for why the kid deserved some money. Luckily, me and another person were able to steer it back to the case, and it only took us about an hour. I was fearing wasted days inside that room that I would never be able to get back.

    The kid's attorney had sort of a hangdog demeanor. Like he was just beaten down from chasing ambulances to make his mortgage payments. He looked so dejected when we delivered the verdict.

    As I was leaving the courthouse, the lawyer for the nun saw me and asked if he could ask a few questions, and I said sure. First question: "What the hell took you so long?" I had to explain to him that they actually made us stick around in the jury room for an extra couple of hours, because they had ordered food for us, and by the time it was delivered and we ate and they brought us back in, the day had gone by.
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2017
  5. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Had to report for the first time about three months ago but wasn't selected. It was for the retrial of sexual abuse case. Heard enough before I was dismissed that made me kind of glad I wasn't picked.

    +1 to all who have suggested taking a book.
     
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I echo taking a book to keep you occupied. A couple of people mentioned using your phones for entertainment. I'd caution against relying on that because one of the two times I was called, we sat in the courtroom and were told that unless we were official court personnel or notified the court that we were working as journalists that we were to keep our phones off.

    Both times I was called, it turned out to be for naught. First time, we sat there for a couple of hours, then were told the case was settled. Second time, they just decided they didn't want me for some reason.
     
  7. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I have been called three times, made it to a courtroom once, but never selected. And, oh, yeah, bring a book. My last two trips I polished off Jonah Keri's great Montreal Expos book and Joe Nick Patoski's Willie Nelson bio, each in one day.
     
  8. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Your point on phones is a very good one. In my case cited earlier, the judge threatened to hold in contempt anyone who had a phone go off.
     
  9. lcjjdnh

    lcjjdnh Well-Known Member

    Seems like she's exactly the type of person who SHOULD be on a jury. Sad to hear that her experience might deter her from ensuring justice might prevail again on another day.
     
  10. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    I believe I had the chicken fried steak that day, so no. Delicious cream gravy.

    Damn, now I'm hungry.
     
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  11. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    The only time I got called where I actually had to show up I got out of it because I was a fulltime college student. But I still had to sit in the courtroom for about an hour while the judge listened to excuses. It was close to Thanksgiving so there were a lot of vacations. One guy, however, who didn't have one of the approved excuses proceeded to lambast the judge about the prospect of serving so close to the holiday. Judge let him go rather than dealing with him. Because of that asshole, the judge almost forgot to ask if there were any students. Luckily he remembered right as I began to panic and immediately let me go when I said I was taking 17 units.
     
  12. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Other memories of my very dull case... the federal prosecutors were abysmal. They would have had a hard time convincing me that the sky was blue on a sunny day. The defense lawyer was an old schooler who would have been comfortable in an 1890s courtroom. He looked so happy as I read off the verdicts (there were numerous charges), until I got to the last one -- perjury. His guy was guilty as sin on this one. That popped him off on a lengthy pleading rant.
     
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