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This. Unlike 2008, when Obama emerged from a field of about a dozen candidates, the Dems went all-in with Hillary before the flop. And the misjudgements kept on coming ...

 

And then there's this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41889787

Paradise Papers Shine Light on Where the Elite Hide Their Money

Apple removed untaxed cashpile from Ireland to Jersey

 

Devos OUT!

Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump administration

 

This explains nothing.



Maybe Ryan rode his mower over the guys prized tulips that were on the property line?

 

Or his dog pooped on the neighbor's lawn one too many times.

 

"Betsy wasn't getting the job done. That's why I've decided to put the best I've ever seen in the position. Second smartest, only to me. I'm going with the owl from those online college ads thing. That's one smart owl, folks. Owls are smart. I didn't know that until I talked to the owl, but owls are smart. We're gonna put some glasses on him like the owl from the glasses commercial. Make him look like Rick Perry. People are gonna be like, 'That's one smart owl.' The owl's head goes all the way around like the Exorcist girl. Great movie. Don't make'em like that anymore. So, we're going with the owl. The owl will be fabulous."

 

It's really a non-stop cavalcade of ... some word that hasn't been invented yet to describe this combination of disbelief and shame.

 

A trivial matter they're both keeping a secret. Totally adultery.

 

That is going to be the most prized-by-hipsters hat in existence 20 years from now.

 

Nobody should be surprised that she didn't understand the job when she took it. It was clear to anybody with a clue regarding education that she was woefully unqualified.