Louis CK

Imagine how the infamous Led Zeppelin shark story would play today. That girl was 17.

 

As I've said before, Benny Mardones would not have a two-time hit today.

Testosterone-fueled debauchery doesn't get the wink and nod it used to.

 

Was just thinking of Hammer of the Gods the other day.

 

How bout "The King" Elvis Presley pursuing 14-year-old Priscilla when he was the biggest rock star in the world.

 

Freudian slip?

 

Yikes.

 

Jerry Lee Lewis would have been drawn and quartered.

 

KISS's Goin' Blind is about Gene Simmons falling for a 16-year-old.

Like, it's a fairly safe bet that every member of every big rock band of the 70s had sex with girls we would consider children.

 

LOL.

 

Jimmy Page had a 14 year old girlfriend in Los Angeles in the 70s.

She lost her virginity to David Bowie.

 

I tell you, you go and watch much TV from the 70s and 80s, you’re gonna see a lot of casual what-we’d-now-call-sexual-assault. Hell, there was an episode of Cheers in which a kid was the perp! Remember the one when Coach took over as coach of the Little League team?

 

On the album version of "Stray Cat Blues," Mick Jagger sings of the groupie target, "I can see that you are 15 years old, I don't need your ID."

On the live version, he switched it to, "I can see that you are 13 years old."