Even The Wolf likely can't clean up Harvey Weinstein's pending troubles

Are you equally #madonline at the Ben Affleck headline writers as you are at me for saying it's possible Sepp Blatter did not commit sexual assault?

 

I feel like we've reached peak liberal parody.

 

Actually, yeah. That picture is an example of behavior that we thought was normal but is actually harmful.

I know it's painful to admit that. But it's true.

 

The headline doesn't use the word "harmful."

 

What's a little grabby-assy?

 

I don't remember the whole story, but I don't believe we even know for sure who the woman is. Several claimed it.

It will have to exist in a quantum superposition of reckless behavior and assault.

 

The headline says that it is a "serious sexual assault."

 

A headline on the internet is sensationalized? Did a dog also bite a man?

 

I'm not sure how that's a defense of it.

 

Seems apparent to me that whether something can deemed sexual assault mostly hinges on whether the initiator is male.

Just say it. It’s OK.

 

And really, the male shittiness in this area so outweighs the female that I’m not even that bothered by it.

But let’s call a spade a spade.