Didn't Rob Gronkowski sexually assault this host?

That you have long been sitting on a laudatory PM from anyone may force people to re-evaluate everything they thought they knew about this universe.

 

Don't you have several laptops?

 

Me? No. I have a laptop at the office and one at home. I pretty much never use the one at home. I think my kid plays "Minecraft" on there, and some game where robots shoot each other with lasers.

 

Inquiring minds want to know...what does PW stand for?

 

"Pulitzer Wannabe."

If the shoe fits ...

 

I'm starting to feel less than prominent because I've never be timed out. I used to be such a rebel. Now I'm a color-in-the-lines wimp.

 

You can sit at the gone-soft table with me and @YankeeFan.

 

I've been scared straight. They don't fuck around any more.

It's a bit like getting a technical in the NBA: Don't be the asshole who returns fire.

 

Legitimately, the only thing I could think of was a term that would have referred to your relationship with Mrs. Whitman. I don't think it would have been accurate, but I couldn't think of anything else.

 

You’re obviously way too civil for your own good. Hell, even I’ve been warned, and I’m a paragon of civility.

 

I thought UnderTheHammer was particuarly inspired.

 

And Don Draper.