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First date, post-divorce.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by exmediahack, Nov 16, 2017.

  1. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    See, I'm hoping he's too busy to give us an update until much later.
     
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  2. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    I'm hoping he is nice enough to not share that business in a public forum.
     
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  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Boo!

    I'm wondering if a blanket and a cornfield were involved.
     
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  4. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    You shut your dirty damn mouth.
     
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  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I'm wondering if a jug of Pepto and repeated trips to the shitter were involved.
    Homemade Indian Food.
    3 words that have never collided in Ye Olde Chefs palet.
     
  6. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    Morning, guys.

    At work now and I can barely see the words on the Prompter...

    She rolled in 45 minutes later than planned because of the hospital. Had the curry and the paneer all set.

    We talked for ten minutes, she ate five bites and then pushed her chips into the middle. She talked about her she had her kids for the next five evenings and then acknowledged my situation.

    "I've been divorced for two years. One of the best days of your life should be the first sex once you're single again."

    She put down her fork.

    "Let's eat in an hour."

    And so it was. In three rooms, the stairs and the shower.

    When it was done, she said "welcome to being single again". We fell asleep.

    Just got a text from her. From under my covers. (I wasn't going to kick her out at 2 am when I got up for work.)

    Said she'll make me an omelet if I come back in 90 minutes and "start off my day right".

    No, I'm not too concerned that she's in my house at this hour. She's also pretty prominent in the city so there's a level of mutually-assured destruction.
     
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Sometimes you've gotta say, What the fuck.

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  8. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Whoa. This is headed to B&D.
     
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

     
  11. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    It sounds as if you heeded the sage advice of the X-Man
     
  12. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    Funny you mention X-Man. I thought of that moment.

    She's not getting the garage door opener.

    Really, a wonderful night. Not exactly unexpected that it happened but the vigor and enthusiasm was not anticipated.

    She brought up a great point. Doesn't have a lot of time to mess around. She gets what she wants. I just happened to be there.
     
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