Things that irk you......

People who take a ride when I'm driving for Uber and say they will leave a tip through the app and never do. Say nothing, just don't fucking lie.

 

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for Nov 6, 2017 | GoComics.com

 

Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet. I don’t know if it’s merely bc they’re both ridiculously good looking, but every photo of them either alone or together wreaks of self satisfaction. Like they can’t contain it. Maybe that’s their default look. Either way, it’s annoying

Eg:

 

Wait. Pro rasslin' was once thought to be a real sport? The gob, it is smacked.

 

I just experienced some very acidic tomato sauce reflux that went up and through my sinuses. Nasty.

 

More amused than irked, but what's up with headphones for babies? If a situation is too loud, maybe the baby should be left at home.

And why bring a baby to a game when you know there is no way you're going to stay for even half of it?

 

But think of all the Instagram and Facebook likes

 

Maybe the baby wanted to come to the game and leave early to make a political statement that the baby's boss directed the baby to do.

 

When announcers call a three-pointer a triple.

Is a foul shot a single and a 15-foot jumper a double?

 

If basketball players make enough "triples," maybe they'll hit a "home run" after the game ...

 

Twenty-five member high school basketball cheerleading squads that set up shop across the entire baseline when I need to be on that same end shooting pictures.
They give zero fucks, too. I was sitting there alone at halftime tonight, and within 30 seconds there's 12 people in my line of sight practically stepping on me like I was a bug.

 

People who put wreathes on the front of their cars — usually gas-guzzling SUVs — during the holidays. Your life is not a fucking Ralph Lauren commercial. These people deserve to be drawn and quartered by the Budweiser Clydesdales.