First date, post-divorce.

Is she cool?

Is she funny?

Did she make you laugh?

Did you make her laugh?

Was post-coital conversation worth anything?

 

Since you asked -- she's pretty damn hilarious but, again, we're also in the stage where we only see each other's best sides.

She did approach this with the "here are some of my faults - I won't hide them" mindset. This is very much different because we are at this station of life, where we want adventure but, damn, time is the tightest commodity. We're both so damn busy with the kids -- each of us is the primary parent - and their activities.

 

I'm looking for ways to make it look smaller. I want women to think I'm more than just a large, miraculous, impressive, mind-bending penis.

 

Put on 50 lbs and keep the thermostat at 62.

 

Except for the pube talk, this is a great thread. Congrats, ex.

 

Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?

 

Grease for today:

Tell me more, tell me more
Did she give you consent?
Tell me more, tell me more
Nope, that's not consent

 

Tell me more, tell me more
That's not what she meant
Tell me more, tell me more
For two to five you are sent

 

I think one of the really great aspects is at first they think your weird shit is the cutest thing in the world - and oh there's more where that came from.

 

How was the Thanksgiving ex?
One can assume there was much box stuffing?.......