Greatest One Liners in SJ.com History

Wasn't that practically a novella?

 

Yeah, that might fall under "Greatest Recurring Themes in SJ.com History."

 

I've seen nothing so far that qualifies as a provably and demonstrably great one liner on this thread.

 

I'm thinking a number of the rejoinders to boots -- especially on the thread referenced by Zeke -- would probably be under consideration.

 

Biggest reax I ever got here was when my infant daughter shit all over my shirt at a bowling alley. I wondered if I should go home and change. My wife (repeating a Rush Limbaugh line) said: "You're in a bowling alley, you'll fit right in."

 

Really?

This is the line from you I remember as getting the biggest reaction:

 

Great. Another thread poisoned.

 

That wasn't a memorable line??

 

Like yesterday, you know exactly what you're doing, and then you act dumb and/or innocent after. Whatever, dude. Live your best life.

 

“That was some cold pussy” on the long-lost Antarctica thread.

 

You are such a boor, and the sad thing is that you still think the rest of us don't see through your "smartest kid in the room" persona.

typefitter has you pegged.

 

Is that a gay joke?