Greatest One Liners in SJ.com History

My instant assumption as well.

 

To be honest, I know the line, but I didn't know it was @Starman's.

 

He road a different handle during that board incarnation but has always been open about being the same poster

 

Not sure about best one-liners, but when it comes to sigs ... I need to step up my game!

 

I would swap in "Outside" and swap out "Rolling Stone" in @typefitter 's sig, in light of "Rolling Stone" shitting the bed on the UVa story, but it largely holds up.

 

Buck - in response to Moddy's penchant for traveling with a specific scented candle:

"It's funny because I always travel with an ass-scented candle, in case my hotel room smells like cucumbers and cantaloupe."

 

Absolutely damn right. I quote that about once a year, and laugh when I check into hotel rooms.

 

I always wondered where the reference came from. Thanks for that.

 

Depends on how you take it, I guess.

 

That's what she said.