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I think there is a interesting elegance to it. Takes quite the figure to pull it off, obviously. But I think it works.

 

Jessica Alba, you look amazing. You know how you would look more amazing? If we made you look as though Yoda's torso were on Manute Bol's legs.

 

"How can you say you love us? You don't love us! You don't even love yourself. You just love your money."

– Donald Trump Jr., then 12 years old, as reported in Vanity Fair

17 Very Revealing Family Quotes From Donald Trump, His Kids, and Late Father

 

I have so much shit to do, but I don't think I've been more invested in winning an argument on the Internet. I CAN'T GET AWAY

 

Remind me again what the GOP’s strategy is for when we vacate the Iran deal, the Iranians resume nuclear development and the other countries who signed onto the deal tell us to fuck off? Insulting tweets and tough talk from POTUS?

 

I wouldn’t have supported high-waisted pants in the primary, but we learned the worst about them after the primary.

 

Well then you should write-in "regular-waisted pants" when it comes time to vote and hope that the high-waisted pants wearers do, too, but either way it will be your fault when everybody ends up looking like clowns walking on stilts.

 

I believe Don Jr. also did not speak to him for more than a year after college, when he was allegedly living out of his truck. Then you also have the quotes from his college friends, who say he hated the old man, plus the alleged slapping incident for not wearing a suit when DJT showed up to take him to a Yankee game.

 

Wow. We’ve come a long way in a couple of days, from when the mere acknowledgement of children was the most evil thing you could infect into a discussion.

 

You sure ceded the moral high ground on that front, didn't you, gobshite? Go pound sand. You can't say boo about this.