Random admissions

Okay, I've been kind of extra active today here, probably arguing more than usual. I'm in a situation (very much outside of this board) that is very uncomfortable and I have spent the last week pleading with various people (again, very much outside of this board) to keep their heads, hearing a lot of arguing, criticisms, complaints, attacks etc. and it is very stressful and imperative that these people keep their cool. I am letting them vent to me, encouraging them to vent to me because I know if others heard this stuff it would only get worse. But it is driving me nuts holding my fire.
So I am giving this board thanks for allowing me to vent, and focus on things completely unrelated and meaningless to me in the big picture.
I also give thanks that it is not family or loved-one related.

 

That's part of what we're here for Dan. Some place to vent.

 

I once sharted 10 miles south of Ruidoso, and had to sit in it till the gas station.

 

Jesus, had you hit the Taco Bell in Ruidoso? Headed south toward Carlsbad? Or were you coming from Carlsbad?

 

Was headed to Cruces. No Taco Bell involved though it sure seemed like it for those 10 miles into Ruidoso.

 

Never trust a fart, dude. Never trust a fart.

 

Memory triggered:
At a Pilot truck stop in Barstow, I was standing just inside the bathroom door, waiting for my elderly dad, who was in a stall.
The door flies open and a trucker hurries in. He saw me and thought I was waiting in line.
"Damn, a line?" he said.
"No, I'm just waiting for my dad. Go ahead."
"Whew," he said. "Thanks. Bad burrito ... been holding it since Amarillo."

 

I will add... never trust a full bladder in an old beater with bad shocks.

 

I'm so glad this thread is about Random Admissions and not Random Emissions.

 

Light a match, then sit down and make yourself comfortable.

 

This is a terrible fucking reimagining of "Folsom Prison Blues."

 

Seems on topic given the thread jack - I'm surprised about Arby's buying Buffalo WildWings. Surprised Arby's is doing that well and BWs is struggling. Though I always leave BWs surprised how much I spent for what I got. Ten wings, a beer and a diet Coke shouldn't cost $20.