NBC Fires Matt Lauer

Let me throw a name out for a replacement: Bob Costas.

 

I've never been important enough to be able to.

 

It's probably a testimony to your character that you never had the need to.

 

No way he puts up with that grind. He doesn't need it. Doing those shows is HARD.

I think they may just give it to Hoda Kotb. I don't think there's much of a chance it goes to Megan Kelly -- and I certainly wouldn't make that move -- but it would actually be a much better fit than what she's doing now.

 

Employee discussions, reviewing their evals, even discipline and PIPs - you don't need to lock the door.

 

Only two reasons to lock a door:

• You're naked; or
• You're pooping.

 

I’ve never even had an office

 

Sounds amazing, actually.

 

I’ve locked the door when taking a nap before. People at the office don’t take a closed door as a sign they shouldn’t come in, but rather as a sign that they need only to give a quick knock without waiting for acknowledgement before bursting through the door.

 

No shit. First things I’d buy are blackout shades and a deadbolt.