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No Fiji water available?

 

You keep mischaracterizing my position here.

Is it possible that Trump "admitted to sexual assault"? Absolutely, it's possible. In fact, it's probably even likely that he did, considering the women who came forth afterward.

Is it an established fact that Donald Trump "admitted to sexual assault," such that it can be stated as such in a Politco, Washington Post, Slate, or New York Times story? (Name your publication.)

Absolutely not. That's just a big fun "gotcha."

That said, I have no doubt that the, "He's quitting because Republicans are so mean and Donald Trump Roy Moore so there" Franken speech and reaction is playing like gangbusters in Soccerland.

It really displays sincerity.

 

Who said it was “urgent”?

It’s just the opposite. The law says we must move our embsssy to Jerusalem, unless there are urgent — paraphrasing— reasons not too.

 

"There's like a million different universes fluttering through the air and we're just a speck of dust on a celestial beach and where's my place, man, and I don't know maybe I'll just live the rest of my life as Andy Kaufman playing the role of a U.S. Senator."

(stares creepily for a long time into the camera)

 

But please don't consider the source. That is a sin.

 

Making an issue where none exists. See also: Christmas, War on, or Kneeling, NFL players.

 

Yeah, that's how Pearl Harbor should be described

 

Flip, meet flop. Or, another day at 1600 Pennsylvania.

White House: U.S. looks forward to Winter Olympics in South Korea

 

"You'll never forget that, right?"

"Pearl Harbor? Yeah, no. That'll stick. That time I got lost in the supermarket? I might forget that. But Pearl Harbor, it's probably in there for good."

 

Lost in the supermarket < Pearl Harbor < Bowling Green < Macho Grande

 

WHAT THE FUCK, TRUMPIE??? Those are the WHITER Olympics. Take those away, and what do your country club supporters have left?