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And, as a friend said: "Let those figures sink in as we celebrate the triumph of decency. A triumph in which blacks saved whites from themselves."

 

“Hello, registered Democrat?”
“Yes?”
“This is Dr. Chim Richalds. I have your pregnancy test results. And, you got knocked up. You probably shouldn’t go out and vote today.”

 

FTFY

 

A poll I saw showed that a slight majority of Republicans believed the charges, but voted for the molester anyway. Because, Republican.

 

Not that it would happen, but if the same 49-48 split favored Democrats in congressional elections as Jones just defeated Moore with, it would result in a 6-1 Republican split of the seats. Because gerrymandering.

 

OK, so I was close...but the day's still young and our favorite racist traitor in the Oval Office still has time to bring my full prediction home.

 

That's one way to put it.

Another way to put it is that people vote for a set of position on issues, not a personality.

 

Translation: Negroes.

 

Damn, it got dusty in here for a second.

 

Personality sounds like you don't like his attitude or the way he dresses. This is about behavior and qualifications, or lack thereof, for the job.

 

"And if anybody can make it, your dad [can]."

I know people are trying to offer hope, but I hate this sentiment. It makes it sound like the people who die from cancer just didn't fight hard enough, and just didn't want to live strongly enough.

 

Well, it certainly beats “I only like brains that don’t get cancer.”