First date, post-divorce.

End it with "Now, I am going back home to relax in my Laz E Boy." Anybody who cheers is part of SJ.com.

 

Isn't that always the end game?

Just curious, ex... given that you're relatively prominent in your town, how careful do you have to be about trotting her out at a function? Especially if it's not a committed thing?

 

So.........did the dress look as good on her as it did crumpled in the corner of your room?

 

Alone
Dating
Married

There are zero good options.

 

I was looking at a dating site with a buddy recently and holy God, it was the most depressing cavalcade of bad grammar and worse life choices I've ever seen. I know people have found love on the Internet and that's great, but I'd rather stand on a street corner with a sign around my neck that says: Please Fuck Me.

 

So this.

 

Bird song and mating season right around the 1 minute mark.

 

That's basically what you were looking at.

 

That's a great way to get run over.

 

Life as a suddenly single dude.

I don't have the kids until Tuesday. Neither does she.

We're flying to Vegas. Tonight. Back on Monday. I'll call ahead to learn more about the furniture at where we are staying.