The Big Ball Theory

From Rolls-Royce:

"In just 20 seconds – the time it takes for Dawn’s roof to unfurl – you are instantly immersed in the sights, sounds and scents around you. Be it the soft sea breeze of the coast, the intoxicating buzz of the city by night, or the open road ahead."

Wow! Thanks, car!

 

And, of course, those not in a 400K car cannot possibly detect sights and sounds around them, the sea becomes invisible, the open road ahead disappears....

Only in a Rolls can one perceive such things.

 

So we get headlines about Rolls Royce Xmas gifts but nothing about sales figures and almost nothing about failure to deliver on purchases?

 

LaVar is held to the same standard as trump.

 

Lonzowire.com??? yikes

 

And from the fine folks at Gannett, no less.

 

From Marcus Spears' Twitter feed.

 

Lavar is a portraying a pimp, to be kind. With his hyper-stereotypical African American ghetto affectations, his pimp roll walk, his poor spoken language skills in public. His a 3rd rate kardashian. Maybe he’s making coin, maybe not. But he’s making his money selling his kids.

 

Ballin'!

Female Reporter Asks LiAngelo Ball Out on a Date During Press Conference

 

You only cover us when you take us out on dates!

 

LaVar say Luke Walton lost the team. They don’t play for him He’s too young to coach. Reports ESPN.

Karri Kuzma thinks Lonzo can’t shoot but has the fucking decency to be a supportive parent and not a fucking pimp.

 

And coaches are not happy.

LaVar Ball tells ESPN Walton has lost Lakers; coaches react