Of course it's Florida

Ricky Watters relies on same technique.

 

Does he wear that face to job interviews?

"Yes, have a seat. Why don't you, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tell me about yourself ... "

 

And Millennials wonder why they make less money.
I bet he drinks two Starbucks drinks a day, too!

 

With seasonal bath salts.

 

Some poor bastard's daughter dates that guy.

 

Wrong! Alligators have been caught as far north as Oklahoma.
Alligator Caught & Released in Johnston County

 

File this under interesting idea, poor execution. And of course it's Florida

Man Rigged Front Door To Try To Electrocute His Pregnant Wife, Police Say | HuffPost

 

Shocking news from current events.

 

Florida state senators admit bipartisan, extramarital affair

Bipartnership alive and well in Florida. Man, I've always found state legislature coverage kind of boring.

 

Ingrate.

 

Biting the hand that, um...

 

Had to look that one up.
Did he get his arm reattached?

From ABC News, 10/12/2009

BEAUFORT, S.C. — A 77-year-old man has lost his lower arm after he was bitten by an alligator on a coastal South Carolina golf course.

Multiple media outlets reported that the Fripp Island man was playing the Ocean Creek Golf Course about 3 p.m. Thursday when he was attacked. His name was not released.

Kate Hines with the Fripp Island Property Owners Association says the man was picking up his ball when a 10-foot alligator pulled him into a nearby pond.

The man’s golf partners were able to free him. Workers from Tracks Wildlife Control in Beaufort killed the alligator and removed the man’s arm.

He was taken to the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston in hopes of reattaching his arm. His condition was unclear early Friday.