President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I thought it read like a 5th grade report...What I Did on My Summer Vacation...and yf says I'm dumb, hahaha, at least I am not the president. (and I would make an awesome president, believe me)

Seriously, thank you trump for being so frickin funny, it helps with all the other crap, until they drag your sorry ass out.

 

I don’t know how anyone can claim American Exceptionalism is a thing when we all got to together to figure out who should run shit and this idiot won.

 

The President of the United States felt the need to Tweet to the world that he is a stable genius.

Thank about that for a moment, defenders.

 

This is better...

 

There's more to life than being really, really ridiculously mentally stable and, like, smart.

 

Rules are rules

 

Not sure why you won’t admit the economy is on exactly the same trend it has been for seven years.

Republicans are going to get absolutely fucking crushed in the midterms. You know this.

 

Trump's new business cards just arrived:

 

I fully expect my increased health premium to more than eat up the extra fat in my paycheck.

Who the fuck writes something like that? To paraphrase . . .

"Be patient. But here's something you can do. Except you shouldn't do it yet, and we don't know when you should."

 

At least he didn't say he was a super genius like Wile E Coyote.

When your president literally acts like a cartoon character ...

EDIT:Steak beat me to it.

 

Awfully pro-life of them.