President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Hadn't really thought of it, but being stingy with the hyphen is a small thing we could all do to counter global warming. Every little bit helps!

 

Different lines for different purposes. For instance, if I wanted to talk to his asshole, I'd use your mouth.

 

Is that a gay joke?

 

Will you then throw her under the bus immediately after the election if she doesn't win?

 

Hey, are we playing the compare game you proposed yesterday? I've been waiting.

 

Now do Trump.

 

I don’t understand the idea of nominating a woman, while also declaring that Hillary Clinton should take up knitting.

Is there some argument that Kamala Harris or Kristin Gillibrand is more qualified?

We must nominate a woman, but not our best, most qualified, most experienced woman.

 

Please proceed.

 

Where do you want to start?

EDIT: Let me guess. You're gonna go straight for the wife and kids, right?

 

Say what you want, but Trump’s reputation was as a playboy, who dated models, not a serial sexual assaulter.

 

He also loved his underage girls, but that doesn't bother you a bit does it.