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Why not? So long as it's consensual, and everybody's clear on the safe word. "Now remember, if I say 'gingersnap,' you're supposed to stop right then!"

 

You think he had the girlfriend tied up in the basement while he was baking cookies with the wife?

 

Unless he had his cookie-eating girlfriend tied up while he baked the wife.

 

Greitens' *qualifications* for the highest office in Missouri: Navy SEAL, outsider.

That was the beginning and the end of his campaign message. Fuck him and his GOP dick suckers in the legislature who are doing their best to turn Missouri's economy into third-world status.

 

Oh, I’m not judging — or even against — tying up the girlfriend.

I’m just doubting that the same guy who did that found contentment baking cookies with the wife.

 

RichRod would give it a shot.

 

John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, reporting for duty.

 

Damnit, I just looked up a Sheena Easton video. Stupid sj tangents.

 

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of (Stable) Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Obsessed-With-Hillary

Most victorious candidates would ignore their defeated opponent. But then again, you're not like most victorious candidates.

You claim Hillary is crooked but you are incredibly.

You can't bear the fact that you lost the popular vote to someone you despise so much, so you make up stories of voter fraud.

Whenever you are caught doing/saying something bad, you just bring up Hillary.

So here's to you, Mr. Obsessed-With-Hillary

 

Maybe he tortured her with gluten.

 

Two hours later:



So did Fox and Friends say something that enlightened Trump so that he changed his opinion to the last one he heard, or did some White House aide sprint across to the Residence? "Mr. President, you're IN FAVOR of that!"

 

Our president is a god damned idiot.