Even The Wolf likely can't clean up Harvey Weinstein's pending troubles

And then guys have to sign their balls away?

 

You definitely want to read the “Terms and Conditions” on that one ...

 

GOP Rep On Ethics Committee Settled Misconduct Case Of His Own

 

With taxpayer money, too.

 

What, you thought he'd use donations to him to pay it?

 

One of my best friends - the only one of our college group not yet married with kids - had been having success with Tinder and Bumble. That was the group I went to KC with last year (talked about on another thread) and we did the whole “Let the guys swipe for you” thing for a while. He was talking with a girl the last night we were there and wrote her “Is it OK if I roll by with 10 of my friends? Don’t worry, they’re all married.” Never heard back.

Fast forward 6 months and he’s engaged to:

- A 24-year-old girl (we are all...older than that)
- Whom he met on Tinder
- With a young child
- Whom he has known for roughly 6 weeks
- Who lives in Peru (he’s in northern VA)
- Who speaks no English

We are all hoping it works out for him.

 

I think you might want to lock your friend in the trunk of a car and drive him deep into the woods for a little while.

 

He's not engaged unless there's a ring and a date.

 

Is her name Lennay Kekua?

 

Sincerely, one of my greatest life regrets is not somehow physically preventing a very good friend from marrying a very bad woman. They lasted less than a year. She was and is awful. It was a painful experience for him that I feel like I should have prevented, or at least tried to prevent. I don't know how serious you are about your friend's, um, companion, and what kind of friendship you have, but you might want to try your best to prevent him from making a massive mistake.

 

Man, I got no fucking clue. None of us know what to make of it. Don’t think she’s set foot stateside yet. I celebrate a little inside every time he goes down there and comes back without having married her.

 

I mean, I don't know what I would do either. I just know how I feel about my friend. Your friend's situation—and maybe it's real love—but it sure sounds on the face of it like she's looking to marry an American passport.

I know you're a grownup and don't need advice from a stranger on the Internet. My buddy's situation just really haunts me.