President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

This is a rather interesting and outstanding post for the politics thread.

 

No. Most are jokes about n ... nihilists.

 

I think they're in a line to buy toilet paper.

 

Vombatus, a full autumn and the worst part of a winter and the dog-shit can pile up quick in a yard.
Maybe that's what Mr. Moddy thinks of this thread, too.

 

Do you have a little dog or a big dog?

My aunt once pulled up to a stoplight and her St Bernard decided to promptly take a shit on the backseat of her car. She got to hear it happening, turned around and yelled "Josh, NOOOOO!!!", then road the rest of the way home with all the windows down.

 

Well, at least you own it. There's (some) honor in that.

 

Would you rather she take aim at everyone in the infield?

 

In decades past we had marches and protests dealing with great issues and doing so with great dignity ... the March on Washington in ‘63 springs immediately to mind. We, the entire country, were lifted to a higher place as a result.

Now we have college-educated white folks (mostly) wearing juvenile hats and posing for selfies between sips of Starbucks because they don’t like the guy in the WH. On the way home they’ll stop for a cage-free arugula burrito while scanning Twitter for the edgiest take. Color me unimpressed.

 

How many dogs do you have and what are you feeding them than requires you to need a break to clean up their poop?

 

Math jokes are the only ones that count!

 

That’s not the USSR.