Penn State scorn versus Michigan State scorn

Boeheim, Roy and Pitino welcomed him with open mouths.
Hall of Fucks

I realize there’s probably little overlap in voters, but my G-d, Bonds and Clemens can’t get near the Hall of Fame without being in witness protection, but putrid corrupt exploiters of children like Pitino, Roy and Boeheim are not only in a Hall of Fame, but Esteemed.

 

He followed up his answer by saying that the proper authorities were his close personal friends and gratis season tickets holders the Chief of Police. Attorney General and District Attorney.

 

To borrow an often-used argument with the baseball Hall, there is sports and there is real life. Everybody's going to have to decide their own line about whether they should be separated for this.

(P.S. Sorry to inject nuance.)

 

And a foolish constituency is the hobgoblin of smallminds.
Yet the lives of 20 year olds are placed under the most exacting of microscopes and the lives of 60 year old men are viewed from large end of a telescope.

Applying the microscope to Pitino and Boeheim and Calipari and Roy and a myriad* of other coaches would reveal their organisms are 80% fecal matter surrounded by 80 proof whisky




* SJ.com vocab word of the week

 

It's not "a myriad of other coaches." It is "myriad other coaches." Kinda shoots that word of the week thing to hell, doesn't it.

 

fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Definition of MYRIAD

 

OK, we're both right. Sorry.

 

And peace reigns in our time

 

Don’t forget big, fat John Thompson.

 

80 proof whiskey? Or as we call it in my house, colored water.

 

We bathe the babies in my parts with that weak stuff.

 

It was a literary device not a factual representation