Super Bowl "snacks"

@Vombatus has a couple ideas on the random images thread...

 

Not me. I'll be watching with the kids. And happy to.

The girlfriend and I will have to settle for "Big Monday".

 

Wonder what the first-half prop bets for that look like ...

 

The menu: For snacks. Chickpeas roasted with middle eastern spices. Oyster crackers toasted with cumin and a dash of hot sauce. The usual chips and homemade salsa.
Halftime: Turkey and black bean chili. Maybe cornbread, too, but that's kind of messy to clean up as TV food.

 

Post-game: Farting up a storm, with excruciating fiery shits to follow. Just another night at the Gees.

 

That's not so spicy. I thought you were a Texan.

 

Spicy is for people who don't appreciate food.

 

Chickpeas make great ... nothing.

 

You don't like hummus?

 

No, not at all ... might as well choke down some ground gravel.

Now hummers (if memory serves) ...

 

I love hummus, done properly. My local Palestinian place has magnificent hummus, smooth and creamy, with a touch of olive oil, some sumac, and a bit of parsley sprinkled on it.

 

I like both types of Super Bowl snacks - beer and liquor.
Unfortunately, now I have very young children and I probably cannot indulge in snacks.