President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

This post is like an MC Escher drawing.

 

Actually, scratch that. I believe I created Dick Whitman as a sock puppet to lament about getting a DUI, and then I just kept it.

 

So, because I'm procrastinating, I just looked and saw "Dick" appeared in 2009. The 2008 election stuff you mentioned on the thread about JJ... That was another handle? He figured out you were whomever you were in that thread?

I honestly had no idea you were any of your other handles until recently. I really think I have a block about this stuff.

 

Thread jack: that book is wildly overrated.

Yeah, I can barely remember my one password here. Trying to remember multiple ones -- and their personas -- seems exhausting and rather pathetic.

 

Yeah, I mean, it's never that hard. Unless you mean to tell me that you don't know who @Slacker is, for instance.

 

It seems to me like cheating at golf. You know you didn't score that number.

 

I thought that guy @GeorgeFHayek was pretty cool, but he always struck me as too dumb to remember his password.

 

When you are banned, and Rolling Stone commits the journalistic fuck-up of the century during that time period, you take drastic measures. It feels like when Ross wore leather pants just after Chandler agreed not to make fun of his friends.

 

No you don't.

 

Only because someone told me. I wouldn't have figured it out otherwise.

I have vague memories that you thought I was being obtuse about some connection or another, and I honestly hadn't made it. I think it falls under my general problems with math.

 

I did. And the board is better for it. One thing I never want to be is a tree falling in the forest.

 

What the hell did you do with yourself before message boards and social media?