ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

LOL.

 

When Steve Mason won the Calder Trophy in 2009 or so, the internet was abuzz with “Did you see his girlfriend at the awards show?!?!?!” talk. And yes, I was in on it.

Years later, I was at a work function and started talking to a potential client. Talk turned to his family, he mentioned how his daughter had just broke up with her boyfriend, because he was an NHLer and they never saw each other.

“Who was she dating?” I ask.

“Steve Mason.”

Idiot me comes back with “oh yeah, I remember your daughter from the NHL Awards show. She was hot.”

He never became a client.

 

One of my exes was a college professor.

Her RateMyProfessor pages are littered with comments like, “Her class is a pain in the ass, but she’s hot,” or “would never take her class again, but I’d definitely make out with her.”

 

Toe pics > cat pics? We could be starting a new social media thing here.

 

We should start the Toe Jam Challenge ... videotape yourself smelling someone else's toe jam. All proceeds go to _________ and it's an Internet sensation.

 

IDTS

 

Yeah, I'm guessing nobody but you gets excited about this.

 

LOL, derps have made eating detergent pods a national pastime.

 

Sounds just like mine ...

 

She can sniff out a knockoff better than a vice cop at a New York City street vendor. I keep hoping she'll grow out of it.

 

Is counterfeit merchandise considered a 'vice' crime?