ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

I hope you wear socks while you fuck, or at least have the lights off. JFC, this thread took an unexpected turn. (For the worse.)

 

Even Rex Ryan puked.

 

Well, not to worry, buddy. @Dick Whitman's feet have ensured I'll never be able to sustain an erection again.

 

Are we about to have an avatar toe war, like the Yosemite Sam outbreak of 2016?

 

I great looking feet for a man. I'm 53 years old, and my feet and toes are specimen quality. My face and hair have taken extremely discouraging turns for the worse, but my feet are awesome.

Never had a pedicure in my life.

 

The thing is, my legs are absolutely incredible. I don't say that to boast. It's an objective established fact. But I can't have one (awesome legs) without the other (beat-up feet).

 

I have some pretty nice feet. All the toenails are clean and healthy. Decent legs. Excellent fingernails.

 

Fuck it, this thread has gone in so many shameful directions, one more won't hurt.

I've been thinking of getting a pedicure. I feel like I totally neglect my feet. I play footy three times a week, and while they are not Whitmanesque, they're a little banged up. Anyone here (a man, preferably) gone for one? Recommend? No?

 

Went on a cruise to England a few years ago. Got a pedi. First one. It was fantastic. Already have nice feet. The pedi made them world class for months.

 

By this time tomorrow you guys will be asking each other if these pants make your ass look fat.

 

I know that answer.

 

It will be a cold day in hell when I let someone touch my feet.