ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

You don't know what you're missing. While I've had only one pedi ... I've had several foot massages. Get with the program, old man.

 

In the meantime, enjoy this SJ Classic ...

 

You think the threat of North Korea with nukes is dangerous? Try letting some yahoo with a pair of clippers or some putz with scented oil come at my trotters.

 

Me and my wife went to Kansas City for a wedding last May. She went and got her hair done, mani/pedi. I had nothing else going on, so I figured why not......I went and got the pedi.
Felt amazing.
Now, if our dear boy Whitman decides to get one, the poor son of a bitch who draws that short straw will finish his pedi, go in the back, clock out, and proceed to throw himself off the nearest bridge.

Those are hideous.

 

Runners' feet are hideous things. Much like cyclists' taints.

 

I just discovered my next Fantasy Team Name.
Lance Armstrongs' Hideous Taint.

 

This thread has become the Anything Goes of the Sports and News side.

 

Hideous Taint is another fine band name, too.

 

Britt was a college soccer player ... lots of running ... are her feet > or < Whitman's?

 

Mine is going to be called @Chef2's Hideous Apostrophe Use.

I kid, I kid.

 

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More importantly........

Britt's ass.
< or > than Bubblers?

 

Bastard.