ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

THERE IS A SYMBOL RIGHT ON THE GLASS TELLING YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE TANK WHILE THE FISH FEED ON YOUR DECAYING FLESH, OMG I FEEL ILL.

 

TWSS

 

Hockey players' feet are nasty too, especially the guys who wear skates too small for them, as some do.

 

One of my all-time favorite movie scenes. Still quote it with old frieneds.
My roomie on college has the Boomerandg soundtrack. I went to sleep for 2 years with it programmed in the cd player.

Also: We need to hang out.

 

My high school girlfriend’s thumbs looked a little like big toes if you just glanced. We would fuck with her by singing “Toe...FINGAAAH!” to the tune of “Goldfinger.”

 

Ah yes, the tragic condition known as Megan Fox Thumb.

 

NO OUTING

 

Hey, so I'm going to get a pedicure. Please stand by for updates.

 

NTTAWWT.

 

One toenail got very ingrown so, one day, figured I should let a pro take care of them. Looked and, more important, felt better, so I go back every couple of months. Biggest problem is when they try and buff off all the dead skin. My feet are extremely ticklish.

 

Way to go everyone, we had a First Blood thread going and turned it into Rambo.