ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

I’ll be in Ballmer a week ahead of the Preakness through the Sunday after.

 

How many of us can your room accommodate?

 

Depends on how many want to snuggle.

 

Socks are required at all times, right?

 

Not if they're Britt's feet.

 

JFC, Tom Dempsey had better-looking toes.

 

Badge of honor.

 

Better question. FTFY

 

Haha @cyclingwriter2 is correct. Even though I was never all that young. I thought I was, in my late 20s (holy shit) when this board was revived. The moniker went unchallenged for a little while, until I said my Dad was changing my diapers when Hank Aaron hit his 715th homer. Then @Moderator1 said something along the lines of "who the fuck are you calling yourself young, you dickhead?" Imagine how I feel now entrenched in the pathos of middle age.