The SJ.com Style Guide, version 3.0

My PLA (post-like average) would make me a first-ballot hall of famer, but I lack the at-bats.

 

Top 15 posters and their Likes total*

1, Dooley Womack ... 56,495 posts, 202 likes
2, Mizzougrad_96 ... 56,141 posts, 1 like
3, BYH ... 53,184 posts, 0 likes (definitely not worthy of starting for the Isotopes)
4, IJAG ... 51,842 posts, 0 likes (Brook Jacoby would still hit it though)
5, @YankeeFan ... 51,657 posts, 5,211 likes (he has learned how to win over the Trumpian base)
6, OOP ... 47,060 posts, 1,343 likes
7, @Dick Whitman ... 42,703 posts, 7,655 likes (many of which presumably have come during his battles)
8, Songbird ... 40,878 posts, 2,795 likes
9, LTL ... 39,103 posts, 8,209 likes (most of which come when he snarks on USC football)
10, Slappy ... 38,814 posts, 9 likes
11, Inky ... 37,706 posts, 3,224 likes
12, Armchair_QB ... 36,654 posts, 408 likes
13, Starman ... 33,421 posts, 1,988 likes
14, JR ... 31,631 (palidrome!), 21 likes
15, Baron ... 30,784 posts, 3,195 likes

* Mizzougrad, BYH, IJAG, Slappy accrued most of their posts BJE (Before Jeffian Era)

 

I leave such concerns to posters who are desperate for approval like you.

 

1,344 ...

edit: 1,345 ...

 

He’s our Juan Castro.

 

As much of a softball as that is, I'll let it pass.

 

You guys are starting to fuck up a good thread.

Carry on.

(I am puzzled though. Do we have an SJ term for that kind of thing? I know it's not "thread fucking".)

 

It's called ... Heathers!

 

LOL, WTF?

Pro tip: LOL is the only palindrome here.

 

That is definitely an LOL boner on my end.