Running 2018 Winter Games thread

Why didn't Harley Race have any muscles?

 

Totally. It’s just running on skis. They don’t even have to kick a god damn ball. Should be easy to transition well trained and conditioned athletes.

Hell, what about soccer players? Do you know how much they run during an average game match? We have lots of soccer players who are great at running, but not so great at kicking the ball. Get them on some skis!

 

They can work out with all the point guards hoping to make the USMNT. [/crossthread]
EDIT: Dick Whitman beat me to it.

 

After the past couple of Opening Ceremonies, Haku is now the second most famous guy from Tonga.

 

I figured they were still doing it, but I guess they take it a little more seriously now than a few decades ago.

I just remember seeing commercials asking kids if they liked riding kids sleds, then they'd love riding luge sleds.

 

Actually that wasn't @poindexter point. His point was he was being hypocritical. He didn’t say the NFL couldn't protest, he just didn’t want to be present. If they can protest, can’t he?

 

His boss said they should be fired. If they should be fired for protesting, shouldn't Pence be fired too?

 

Sons of bitches

 

I’m looking forward to the 2022 winter games when they have non-cis team adjusted rhythmic figure skating. God knows you can never have too much figure skating.

 

The very best thing about Lillehammer for me was that Norwegians made it quite clear they hated figure skating.

 

I don’t hate it. I’d just like to see ... something else ... sometime.

 

I understand. I had to learn about figure skating and it can be kind of interesting in small doses But I did Nancy-Tonya, and I have permeant PTSD whenever I see sequins.