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or his tax returns

 

He could even bring back out the Lock Her Up! chant again for the 2020 convention.

About his own wife.

And still receive at least 43 percent of the national vote.

(Starts drinking)

 

"She was young. She was beautiful. She was not innocent. She was the best I ever had and I've had 'em all the world. And the fake news comes along with its big words and elitist charm. And she talked. She threw it all away just to make me look like a giant pervy sleazebag. Now a man in my position used to not be able to afford to look like a giant pervy sleazebag, but here we are."
---President Donald Woltz

 

Trump's administration is taking steps that are going to hurt a segment of the economy bigger than oil and coal.

Government Puts Outdoor Industry Size at $373 Billion

 

I guess a blue dress would have been too much to ask.

 

How many rich and powerful men are wondering to themselves "shit, does she keep all her old dresses?"

 

Poor strategic move if there is no DNA evidence to be found.

 

That was my thought was well. Why not test it quietly, if that's the (seedy) route you want to go down, in case it comes up with nothing? It's not like the fact that there's no traceable DNA from a dress from 2011 means it didn't happen, but that's certainly how it's going to look.

I expect better strategy from my porn stars. It feels like the end of innocence.

 

O.J. and the gloves.

 

Trump's Inauguration: Record Spending Leaves Little For Charities

I don't begrudge the fund raising - the Inauguration is the last chance special interests have of buddying up to a President before their term starts. I just wonder where it all went. Fewer people. Fewer balls.

 

"If there's no spooge, my acquittal is YUUUUGE."

 

If only trump was that articulate.