Take care of yourself

Got my pedicure. It felt awesome, and my feet look fucking tight.

 

"Fucking tight" should never be used to describe feet. Turn in 11/16 of your man card.

 

Nope. They're shining and soft and beautiful and you're just fucking jealous.

 

All ya need now is a slumber party and a pillow fight!

 

I hope I'm arrested for wearing socks right now. It should be criminal to cover up feet that look this fucking good.

 

Stats for Sunday thru today: 415 minutes, 8,775 calories, 27 miles.

I'm getting the A1c test tomorrow.

 

Pedicures are one of the sure proofs of the existence of a benign god, along with air conditioning and steak.

I keep trying to talk JR into a pedicure but he can't stand the thought of anyone touching his feet.

 

This thread sure took a turn.

 

The stranger who did mine has now touched my feet more than anyone else in my life, ever. Tell JR to suck it up. It was awesome.

 

12 minutes of kettle ball walking (slight incline)
10 minutes of shoulder shrugs and forearm curls
500 sledgehammer swings
0 foot play

 

Foot play > cosplay

 

Wait that's a workout? How am I not jacked right now?