The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

Why is every wiper speed too slow or too fast for the rain? It NEVER syncs up. So annoying.

 

It would be nice if the defrost worked faster too.

 

It's an Easter Egg put in there by the engineers - it replicates human sexuality.

 

Out of wiper fluid already?

 

You know what pisses me off? When you get a twig or something stuck under the wiper and it leaves a trail every time the damn thing traverses the glass.

 

You know what else pisses me off? When you have one too many bags of groceries to safely carry into the house, but you don't want to leave one in the car because it's hot outside and the goods might melt.

 

I have a headlight out, but I only know that because a friend saw me driving and told me. Otherwise I'd have no idea. You think there would be a signal inside the vehicle somehow. A light's out... um, light.

 

How often do you guys replace wiper blades?

 

Something else that pisses me off. I can't buy slippers in half-sizes. I'm a 10 1/2, not a 10, not an 11. I buy a 10, too damn small and my piglets get scrunched. I buy an 11, my tootsies slip around like an old man in a well-traveled cavern.

 

Yeah, and what's up with people who have four damn headlights? Too good for just two like the rest of us?

 

This chaps my hide -- working on a piece in Word, and the damn program crashes for no reason. Hey Microshaft, I pay a yearly fee for your crappy programs, they should work.

 

Are all of you Andy Rooney?