The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

What’s the longest period of time that you’ve worn the same pair of underwear, without washing them?

I had a supervisor point out that you could double the number of days by turning them inside out.

 

I'm nostalgic thinking about underwear sported by some of the many lucky ladies in my life.

Does that count?

 

You can extend the wearable time exponentially by not pooping (cross thread).

 

Never trust a fart, man. Never trust a fart.

 

Ringing phones on commercials. What the fuck is up with that? I'm trying to have a nice snooze with the babble of a DJ in the background, and BOOM!, some asshole company runs an ad with a ringing phone. There goes my nap.

 

Every election season I see signs in neighborhood yards. Do you really think your stupid sign is going to make any difference in how someone votes? All it does is piss off 50% of your neighbors. One benefit -- I know which houses need a nice burning bag o' crap on the doorstep.

 

Hey, yard guy! Yeah, you! Quit blowing grass cuttings and leaves into the storm drains. You're getting paid to bag those things and put them at the kerb, not set us up for another flood.

 

Press conferences with multiple interviewees... why? All you do is make that one guy feel bad when no one asks him a question.

 

This reminds me of “The Four Aces ... And Joe!”

 

Which cheese for a grilled cheese sammich?

 

Pepper Jack

 

Gary Smith jumped the shark when he wrote his Phillies' four aces story. I remember he gave them all silly nicknames and carried the device through the piece and it was like, "Wait, what's Roy Halladay's nickname again?"

Then again, I'm no expert. Maybe it was remarkable.