The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

That might be the most depraved thing I've ever seen but no I'm not sitting here with tears pouring out of my eyes from laughing so hard. "Oh God. We are so fucking fucked."

 

That reminds me of the second-funniest thing I've ever seen here (Khartoum's Growing Pains haiku is still no. 1). Paying it forward, fuckers.

 

What was Khartoum's haiku? I have vague memories of it but can't remember the exact words.

 

I literally just told the coffee-shop woman to take the tomato she was going to put on my roast beef sandwich and throw it in the trash. Not just to leave it off my sandwich, but to save someone else from ever having to eat it.

 

Seriously all I want is a mismatched buddy comedy starring you and @SpeedTchr.

 

Censored Count still makes me lose it.

 

No, it was awful. I hated it, and for exactly that reason.

Tunnelman, Late Riser, Loose Laser, Kid Quantum. Blech.

My 1990 Lexus has one. In the trunk. This boat of a car is still too small to fit a CD changer so the driver doesn't have to GET OUT of the car to do something with it?

 

I Googled it and found it through the 10th anniversary thread.

I FOUND IT! AKA Khartoum's most brilliant post ever

 

You, sir, are a Canuckistani west coast philistine.

 

Counting down until somebody posts the link to that incredibly vulgar Family Circus parody.

 

What's glorious, aside from the haiku itself, is the subsequent debate among board luminaries whether "smile" is one syllable or two.

 

One in the South; two everywhere else.