The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

"The Pretender" is far and away his finest work, and by the way doesn't "Somebody's Baby" suck?

 

I kid because I love.

 

See you at Penn Station motherfucker.

 

I'm bringing a rabbit punch with your name written all over it.

 

I'll meet you there to assist. You're a dead man Slacker.

 

Mind if I bring a friend, too?

 

Come out and plaaay-e-aaaa.

 

I can't be the only guy to stand on a New York subway platform and say that.....can I?????

 

The people here who put ketchup on everything are committing taste genocide.

 

On the road this evening, stopped for dinner. Not a bad dinner, so I decided I'd reward myself with dessert to hasten my imminent fatal heart attack. I specifically said no ice cream with the cobbler, and please don't heat it. What do I end up with? Yup, hot cobbler and ice cream melting into a gelatinous mess. Have fun digging that nickel tip out of the gruel, lady.