The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

This board only has room for one ketchup-hating freak, Snark, and @QYFW has planted his flag on that hill. Find a new weird thing, freak.

 

I think he’s in timeout.

 

Avocados.

Green, mushy, slimy horseshit.

Somebody put avocado on my club sandwich the other day. Fuck you, hotel sandwich maker. It’s hard to fuck up a club sandwich, and you just did.

 

C'mon, man, you handled that all wrong.

A) Throw that shit through the nearest window – or, if that's not an option, back toward the kitchen.
2. Light up your server, and the room, by screaming, "DID YOU FUCKING HEAR WHAT I FUCKING ORDERED!?!"
iii: Leave the nickel tip, with a short note thanking your server for an excellent repast. Garnish with mustard.

 

I feel the same way about letters to the editor that are endorsing candidates. I get it if you have a good story to tell about a candidate, like he saved your life or something, but if it's just "I think Joe Candidate is awesome!", don't even bother.

 

On the opposite side of the spectrum, a few years back, new owners took over a popular local diner. They really didn't make much changes, which was fine, except for the biggest one, which was change the name of the place. They took the name, which the place had been called for decades, and named it after themselves.

Driving past it constantly, you could see fewer and fewer cars in the parking lot. Finally, they changed the name back to the original.

 

You will do your fucking job, and you will like it. – Management

 

Avocados are some gross shit. You are officially less of a freak than @QYFW. Congrats to you on scaling that molehill!

 

1. That makes me feel really old right now.

B. B and B was appointment-TV in my college dorm lounge in '93.

III. My parents didn't think much of the show (naturally), but one time, I had the movie on HBO, and they started watching it and began laughing their asses off. When they brought the show back in 2011, my mother saw me watching an episode (where they were trying to capture a large rat) and started laughing again.

 

I remember it was a big deal with pushing a button down to open and close a window.

 

Crossthreading with the childhood thread, but was I the only one who thought The Count looked like Marv Albert?

 

Oh man that brings me back. My Dad bought a Lincoln Continental that had a combination lock keypad on the driver's side door. That was the shit back in 1981.