The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

Come here! The Count wants to bite you one two three times! HA HA HA!

 

He’s Gary Bettman.

 

Yeah, I think I see some sort of resemblance.

 

“I think I just came. ... Didn't you feel it?”

 

Bettman at this point is glad anyone thinks he looks like anyone other than Kevin Spacey.

 

All right, now pay attention. First of all--first! ha ha ha!-- Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two--TWO HA HA HA--you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three--THREE HA HA HA--act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four--FOURTH RULE HA HA HA--when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five--FIVE HA HA HA--now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one--ONE HA HA HA--of Led Zeppelin IV--FOUR HA HA HA!

 

Earhardt's bones found, Cubs and Red Sox win a Series, Deep Throat revealed - are there any great "mysteries of the universe" left besides Jimmy Hoffa and DB Cooper?

 

Poor Amelia Earhart.

Last year it was the debunked snapshot. Year before that it was part of the plane. Year before that it was a sonar image. Year before that it was a photo of part of the plane.

Always Amelia Earhart / Never Amelia Earhart.

Poor Amelia Earhart.

 

Why couldn't the Dolphins get more for Ajayi?

 

I think so, too. I was just having a little fun with his buddy.

 

I don’t post for a few hours and I’m banned? Perhaps I’ve been posting too much.

 

Wow, you and YF really have become interchangeable, at least in your mind.