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3/14. Quite possibly the greatest holiday ever created.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Mar 13, 2018.

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  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Yep.
    It's Steak and Blowjob day.
    That's right.
    No presents. No cards. No flowers.
    Women have Valentine's Day. We have Steak/BJ Day.
     
    Chef2, Mar 13, 2018
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  2. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    And may all of yours be crispy and covered in ketchup.
     
    SpeedTchr, Mar 13, 2018
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    wicked and Chef2 like this.
  3. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    We are all waiting to hear how you ruin blowjobs.
     
    TyWebb, Mar 13, 2018
    #3
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! and Chef2 like this.
  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    That's what I was referring to above.
     
    SpeedTchr, Mar 13, 2018
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    John B. Foster, justgladtobehere, typefitter and 2 others like this.
  5. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Oh my god I hate you so much.
     
    TyWebb, Mar 13, 2018
    #5
    Chef2 and SpeedTchr like this.
  6. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Fucking beautiful.
     
    Chef2, Mar 13, 2018
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  7. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    If you need a holiday to get a blow job you're doing something wrong.
     
    HC, Mar 13, 2018
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    Dog8Cats, wicked, EStreetJoe and 10 others like this.
  8. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Perhaps ironically, 3/14 is also Happy Pi Day.
     
    Twirling Time, Mar 13, 2018
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  9. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Man, this is so going to confuse students that are being encouraged to Walk Up and talk to someone they don't know instead of Walk Out of school tomorrow.
    Be on the lookout for Poin files as well.
     
    spikechiquet, Mar 13, 2018
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    EStreetJoe and BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo like this.
  10. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    I think a lot of the guys who claim to "celebrate" this holiday don't actually get the opportunity to celebrate it.
     
    TyWebb, Mar 13, 2018
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    Hermes, Donny in his element and HC like this.
  11. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

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    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo, Mar 13, 2018
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    Chef2 and Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! like this.
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Touche.
     
    Chef2, Mar 13, 2018
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