SNL's Continued Downward Spiral Thread

Had to be a record length for a Weekend Update.

 

Liked Cardi B better back when she was Nicki Minaj.

 

The fire truck sketch was just weird. You figure something that required that much production would have had a few laughs to justify it.

 

Great moments in Cardi B history, courtesy of Wikipedia:

"People be asking me, 'What do you does? Are you a model? Are you, like, a comedian or something?' Nah, I ain't none of that. I'm a hoe. I'm a stripper hoe. I'm about this shmoney."

Personal life
Cardi B is of Christian faith, believing in God and Jesus Christ; she has mentioned her "strong relationship" with God in interviews, often saying that she "talks to Him": "If you know me, you know that I have this deep connection to God. Is it crazy for me to say that I used to ask God to please help me? The strip club really helped me. I can say that it saved me…God put that in my way."

 

'What do you does?'
I'm in community affairs and government relations, so I get this question all the time.
I get where she's coming from.

 

It's a pole. Walk around it.

 

It save her life, man!
God put that strip club in her path to save her.
It's like something straight out of the Book of Ruth.

 

I never appreciated the fast-forward function more.

 

I don't much about this person, by the way. Does she represent hip hop's jump-the-shark moment?

 

I always be asked 'What do you does?'

I answer 'I burn flesh and drown it in the blood of Heinz. Bitch."

 

The Black Jeopardy was hysterical.

 

She's a less talented Nicki Minaj, so, probably not. It's not like Starship killed off the rock genre.