President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I could afford to lose a couple of pounds.

 

Only among wannabe Navy SEALs.

 

The most important thing about Syria to Trump is having his people say that, unlike Obama, Trump will enforce his red line.

 

He was stealing Nightcrawler's power all along

 

Ahh, the Sunday AM presidential tantrum, truly a high point in any democracy.

 

We’re going to build a teleporting device, and Peru’s going to pay for it.

 

I kind of think we're all living in Donald Trump's nightmare. He's President of the world and an international joke, a punchline that will be in the history books. It's somewhere between an episode of Punk'd and the Twilight Zone. His hotels will continue to change their names. Ivanka will take Jared's last name.
I mean, just the image of him in a tanning bed - ick.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again—Americans elected the single worst American, the confirmation of every awful stereotype, to represent them to the world. He is your Nero.

EDIT: I would like to copyright "American Nero" as the title of the book I won't have the stomach to write about this stain on history.

 

He's what his supporters wish they could be as a person (free to be an asshole without consequences) and he is what they want for this country. They weren't a majority in 2016, and they're probably less than the 46 percent who voted for him now,but they are an overwhelming majority of two groups, white evangelicals and white men who did not attend college. We need not look too far to ascertain why those groups like him.

 

My title would be The Zero Hour. Subhead: Zero experience. Zero tolerance. Zero chance of success.