The Starbucks thing

God forbid someone needs to use your bathroom in a case of an emergency.

 

Posting from a restaurant bathroom because the place I was meeting had no public restrooms. Should I order something on the way out?

 

Shit sandwich?

 

Is that urinalysis?

 

"Shame on me."



www.businessinsider.com/philadelphia-police-apologize-to-black-men-arrested-at-starbucks-2018-4

 

What if there was a bathroom subscription service?

Get on that, Bezos.

I'd pay $10 a month for access to clean, members-only bathrooms around a city.

Commode Code. Poopoo Pass. Netpiss.

Still working on the name.

 

They've got Zip cars ... let's get on those Zip-O-Lets!

 

I'd actually sign up for that.
I spend a lot of time driving around the state, and I have a natural tendency to go from 'all is well' to 'fecal emergency' in a matter of seconds.

 

Good God, I gave away my greatest idea, didn't I?

And on a sports journalists message board. This is how I always imagined I'd flush away my potential fortune-making idea.

 

You'd have to take great care that these Zip-O-Lets don't become "white spaces." A first step toward that, I think, would be figuring out just what in the hell a "white space" is.

 

One that people of color are thrown out of for not being white.

 

Well, they already have plenty of public restrooms in Europe. I wonder where they get the money?