President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Trump's new spokeswoman:

 

Trump doesn’t care whether teens cross their legs or they pump out babies like rabbits. Someone whispers in his ear that yadda yadda yadda is good for The Base and he parrots it.

 

I thought I had a joke.

It ended up being a DB joke.

So I edited it to this.

I denounce myself.

 

Seriously. The way trump pays for sex you’d think his paycheck is signed by Jerry Jones.

 

I can't believe I missed such an OPPtacular day today on this thread. I got busy. I can't catch a break.

 

I'd like to catch up on this thread, too, but I've been too busy telling everyone how great Justin Trudeau is.

 

As Trump Fridays go, today has been rather pedestrian.

 

Nothing makes you happier than the government taking away women's rights to control their own bodies.

 

You’re the one, and you can’t possibly believe this.

 

My point is that any criticism or defense of the President or the Democrats, doesn't even get kicked around and examined on it's merits anymore.

 

I think he's fine, with a good heart, whose signature flaw is trying too hard and occasionally occupying the space where earnest becomes awkward. I'll take that over Trump's pure evil every day of the goddamn week for the rest of my natural life.

EDIT: The idea that any American can look to Trudeau as a "gotcha" is fucking insane. YOUR PRESIDENT IS DONALD TRUMP.